“God’s Rules”
Someone gave me several great rules of diet. Let me give you some of them:
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If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
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If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the diet soda cancels out the calories in the candy bar.
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When you eat with other people, calories don’t count if don’t eat more than they do.
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Cookie pieces contain no calories; the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

