An Atheist and a Little Girl: Good For a Few Laughs

An atheist seated next to a little girl on a plane said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go  quicker that way.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the stranger, “What do you want to talk about?” “How about why there is no God, Heaven, Hell, or life after death?” “OK,” she said. “That could be interesting, first let me ask you this, “A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why?” … The atheist, surprised by the girls intelligence, thinks then says, “I have no idea.” To which she replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know crap?” And she went back to reading her book. – Source Unknown

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Author: lifecoach4God

I am the Lead Pastor of Marin Bible Church (Bay Area), born and raised in Huntington Beach, Ca., and currently living in Novato, California. I am married to my best friend of 32 years - Dana - and have five adult children; and eleven grand children. I have been a Teaching Pastor for over thirty years. I was privileged to study at Multnomah School of the Bible (B.S. - 1988); Talbot School of Theology (M.Div. - 1991); Westminster Theological Seminary & Northwest Graduate School (D. Min. - 2003). I founded Vertical Living Ministries in 2008 with the goal of encouraging Christian Disciples and Leaders to be more intentionally Christ-Centered in how they live by bringing glory to God in nine key areas of life: (1) Intimacy with God, (2) marriage, (3) family, (4) friendship, (5) vocationally/ministry , (6) emotional and physical health, (7) stewardship of resources, (8) discipleship, and (9) mentoring.

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