Right Field Is Really Messed Up! By Tony Evans

Series: Friday Humor #8

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The humorous story is told of a baseball manager who decided to play a rookie in right field one day. The regular right fielder wasn’t happy about it and loudly made it known from the bench that it was a mistake to play the kid. Well, as it turned out the rookie was so nervous that he messed up big-time. He made a couple of errors and misjudged several other fly balls that could have been called errors. And each time he messed up, the veteran complained loudly on the bench. Finally, late in the game the manager replaced the rookie with the veteran, mostly to shut the veteran up. Sure enough, he muffed the first ball hit to him for an error. As he came off the field at the end of the inning, everyone on the bench got very quiet to hear what he would say. The manager was waiting for the veteran too, but before the manager could say anything, the man slammed his glove down in disgust and said, ‘Skip, that kid has right field so messed up nobody can play it!’

That’s the way many Christians feel about the teachings surrounding the great doctrine of salvation in Jesus Christ. They feel as if church ‘professionals’ have so mixed up and complicated the issues that no one can get them straight anymore. Too many pastors, teachers, and theologians have added to the problem by failing to communicate the wonder of the unspeakable gift of salvation in Christ in language the everyday person can relate to. As a result, this truth is far too misunderstood, underappreciated, and even abused. That’s unfortunate, because there are few teachings in the Bible more glorious than the truth that God has delivered us from His wrath and given us the guarantee of heaven in the salvation He has provided through the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ.

Anecdote above adapted from Tony Evans. Totally Saved: Understanding, Experiencing, and Enjoying the Greatness of Your Salvation (Kindle Locations 77-91). Moody Publishers. Kindle Edition. 2003.

An Atheist and a Little Girl: Good For a Few Laughs

An atheist seated next to a little girl on a plane said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go  quicker that way.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the stranger, “What do you want to talk about?” “How about why there is no God, Heaven, Hell, or life after death?” “OK,” she said. “That could be interesting, first let me ask you this, “A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why?” … The atheist, surprised by the girls intelligence, thinks then says, “I have no idea.” To which she replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know crap?” And she went back to reading her book. – Source Unknown