Friday Humor: The Blind Date Bail-Out

Series: Friday Humor #15

Cartoon Guy on Cell Phone

Jeff’s blind date with Suzanne was bad from the start— in short, they loathed each other. Fortunately, Jeff had asked his friend to call him so he’d have an excuse to leave if the date wasn’t going well. When his friend called, Jeff pretended to be in shock. “I have to leave,” Jeff said to Suzanne. “My aunt just died.” “Thank God,” Suzanne replied. “If yours hadn’t, mine would’ve had to.”

— FROM LAUGH OFF BY BOB FENSTER (ANDREWS MCMEEL)