Humorous Claims on Auto Accident Insurance Forms

Series: Friday Humor #12

The average insurance agent’s workday can be pretty mundane–except when he gets to read claim forms like these from actual auto accidents.

  • The pedestrian had no idea which way to go, so I ran over him.
  • I had been driving my car for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
  • I was on the way to the doctor’s with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.
  • An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

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