Humorous Claims on Auto Accident Insurance Forms

Series: Friday Humor #12

The average insurance agent’s workday can be pretty mundane–except when he gets to read claim forms like these from actual auto accidents.

  • The pedestrian had no idea which way to go, so I ran over him.
  • I had been driving my car for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
  • I was on the way to the doctor’s with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.
  • An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

Texting your insurance agent accident

Author: lifecoach4God

I am the Lead Pastor of Valley Baptist Church (Bay Area), born and raised in Huntington Beach, Ca,, and currently living in Novato, California. I am married to my best friend of 28 years - Dana - and have five adult children; and seven grand children. I have been a Teaching Pastor for over thirty years. I was privileged to study at Multnomah University (B.S. - 1988); Talbot School of Theology (M.Div. - 1991); Westminster Theological Seminary & Northwest Graduate School (D. Min. - 2003). I founded Vertical Living Ministries in 2008 with the goal of encouraging Christian Disciples and Leaders to be more intentionally Christ-Centered in how they live by bringing glory to God in nine key areas of life: (1) Intimacy with God, (2) marriage, (3) family, (4) friendship, (5) vocationally/ministry , (6) emotional and physical health, (7) stewardship, (8) discipleship, and (9) mentoring.

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