Friday Humor #11: The Preacher’s Bird
A pastor had a bird and all the bird ever said was “Let us pray.” One Sunday morning a visitor arrived at the church who was just converted. This visitor had a bird all the bird said was “Let us kiss.” Well the pastor decided that it would be a good idea if the unconverted bird was placed in the cage with the pastor’s bird so that the pastor’s bird could win the lost one over. After deciding on a time they put the two birds in one cage. The pastor’s bird said, “Let us pray”; the other bird said, “Let us kiss.” The pastor’s bird looked at the pastor and said, “Thank God my prayers have finally been answered!”
I am the Lead Pastor of Marin Bible Church (Bay Area), born and raised in Huntington Beach, Ca., and currently living in Novato, California. I am married to my best friend of 30 years - Dana - and have five adult children; and seven grand children. I have been a Teaching Pastor for over thirty years. I was privileged to study at Multnomah University (B.S. - 1988); Talbot School of Theology (M.Div. - 1991); Westminster Theological Seminary & Northwest Graduate School (D. Min. - 2003). I founded Vertical Living Ministries in 2008 with the goal of encouraging Christian Disciples and Leaders to be more intentionally Christ-Centered in how they live by bringing glory to God in nine key areas of life: (1) Intimacy with God, (2) marriage, (3) family, (4) friendship, (5) vocationally/ministry , (6) emotional and physical health, (7) stewardship of resources, (8) discipleship, and (9) mentoring.
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