Series: Friday Humor # 23
Craig’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?”
Looking over her carefully, Craig replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty one; your hair, twenty three; and your figure, twenty five.”
“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed.
“Hey, wait a minute!” Craig interrupted.
“I haven’t added them up yet.”