FRIDAY HUMOR: Do you want the bad news or the good news first?

Friday Humor: #31

doctor and patient cartoon

A man went to see his doctor for a checkup. He went back the next day to get the results from the tests.

“Doc, how do I look?”

The doctor said, “I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?”

The man said, “Let me hear the good news first.”

The doctor said, “Well, the good news is you have twenty-four hours to live.”

“Good grief! That’s the good news?” the man gasped. “I’ve got twenty-four hours to live? Then what’s the bad news?”

The doctor replied, “The bad news is I was supposed to tell you yesterday.”

Author: lifecoach4God

I am the Lead Pastor of Valley Baptist Church (Bay Area), born and raised in Huntington Beach, Ca,, and currently living in Novato, California. I am married to my best friend of 28 years - Dana - and have five adult children; and seven grand children. I have been a Teaching Pastor for over thirty years. I was privileged to study at Multnomah University (B.S. - 1988); Talbot School of Theology (M.Div. - 1991); Westminster Theological Seminary & Northwest Graduate School (D. Min. - 2003). I founded Vertical Living Ministries in 2008 with the goal of encouraging Christian Disciples and Leaders to be more intentionally Christ-Centered in how they live by bringing glory to God in nine key areas of life: (1) Intimacy with God, (2) marriage, (3) family, (4) friendship, (5) vocationally/ministry , (6) emotional and physical health, (7) stewardship, (8) discipleship, and (9) mentoring.

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