FRIDAY HUMOR #40
So a few weeks ago my wife said “Hey honey, if money wasn’t an issue, what would you like for Christmas?” Without much thought I said “I would love to wake up on Christmas morning to find something in the garage that would take me from zero to 200 in a few seconds!”
… so … this morning she told me my present was in the garage so I ran there to find a small box. When I opened it … (wait for it) I found a scale … and she said “stand on it … it will go zero to 200 in a few seconds!” … Merry Christmas to all and to all a good laugh!!
SOURCE: Carlos Sales
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Author: lifecoach4God
I am the Lead Pastor of Marin Bible Church (Bay Area), born and raised in Huntington Beach, Ca., and currently living in Novato, California. I am married to my best friend of 30 years - Dana - and have five adult children; and seven grand children. I have been a Teaching Pastor for over thirty years. I was privileged to study at Multnomah University (B.S. - 1988); Talbot School of Theology (M.Div. - 1991); Westminster Theological Seminary & Northwest Graduate School (D. Min. - 2003). I founded Vertical Living Ministries in 2008 with the goal of encouraging Christian Disciples and Leaders to be more intentionally Christ-Centered in how they live by bringing glory to God in nine key areas of life: (1) Intimacy with God, (2) marriage, (3) family, (4) friendship, (5) vocationally/ministry , (6) emotional and physical health, (7) stewardship of resources, (8) discipleship, and (9) mentoring.
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