FRIDAY HUMOR: Sleeping In

SERIES: FRIDAY HUMOR #36

CARTOON CHARACTER SLEEPING

Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

After a few weeks of this, his boss was mad and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it.

So Bob went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. He got a great night’s sleep and actually beat the alarm in the morning. After a leisurely breakfast, he cheerfully drove to work.

“Boss,” he said, “The pill my doctor subscribed me actually worked!”

“That’s all fine,” said the boss, “But where were you yesterday?”

*SOURCE: Carlos Sales

Friday Humor: What NOT to Say in a Job Interview

Starting Salary: Friday Humor #14

Cartoon JobInterview Grateful Dead 

“What starting salary are you looking for?” the head of human resources asks the newly graduated engineer at the end of a job interview.

Going for it, the guy says, “Well, sir, I was thinking about $125,000, depending on the benefits package.”

“Okay,” the HR director says. “How about five weeks’ vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, 100% company match for your 401(k) and a Porsche for your company car?”

The engineer gasps and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?” “Yeah,” he replies. “But you started it.”

*Adapted from Editors of Reader’s Digest (2011-01-06). Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine: America’s Funniest Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons (p.16). Reader’s Digest. Kindle Edition.